Friday, April 13, 2007
Observations made recently.
Hmmm...got some free time now...slacking again after a failed attempt to mug maths...so i decided to unleash my crapping powers once again in order to keep the blog alive...remember not so long ago i identified two dear classmates of ours who actually aren't what they really are? Yup, let me continue with the list.
Recently, as i sat at the class bench stoning and joining in conversations of people within our midst, I once again made a shocking discovery. Because I found more unhuman life forms with us!!! Let us go down the list:
1. Koh Weilun
Appearance: looks like Patrick in Spongebob Squarepants
Weapon: Has powers to release a blizzard on those who are not wary
Description: Do not be fooled by his appearance, who appears to be innocent and all. He can freeze you within seconds with his lameness and nobody can escape from this terrible fate. Currently, he is recruiting disciples to carry on his realm. And one of them is Leng Weilin. Notice that both of them share the same hidden meaning in their surnames: Koh, which puns with cold and Leng which puns with the chinese character 冷...
2. Wong Joon Wee
Appearance: Oscar in Sesame Street
Weapon: stares at you with wide innocent eyes then delivers a blunt knife right through your back
Description: niao ren gong fu yi liu...his words are laced with sarcasism and then decorated with some form of lameness and fan hua...ah...he masters the art of double meanings...
Conclusion: When both come together and spam you with their powers, you will find yourself frozen in time...cool huh...can put you in the museum le...don't be fooled by people who disguise themselves as cartoon characters.
Oh ya...still got one more...
3. Xiaowen
Appearance: like Miss Choo Wenrui
Weapon: nil (she is harmless)
Description: Another typewriter, font size 12, font verdena. She can match with Miss No.1 mugger's handwriting...go see if you wish to find prove.
hmmm...i think that's all...what an interesting class we have don't we...so many aliens...plus, what's with surnames?
Flo-sian diao le
Posted by Flo at 10:42 PM