Wednesday, March 7, 2007
A Tragic Story of 30 Years of Evolution
Wah...I'm really tired...I want to go to sleep already...but I will finish this last post before I do...cos the next few days I will come home without half my conscious...wouldn't have enough energy left to go online...
Today, this afternoon, PR finally told me his big secret. Let me relate it back to you.
He finally uncovered the fact that he is REALLY an enzyme in disguise. From what I have been told, He is an enzyme from the year 2034, sent back to earth in order to save humanity. He was supposed to be sent back to a much further date, something like year 2020 I think, but then time machine got problem, yah, so you get it. Anyway, he brought some bad news for me. He told me that in future, which is in year 2034, there will be a great fungus ball disguised as a meteriod that will hit Earth in New York. It is released by some aliens (dunno for what reason. However, more importantly, it contains a deadly virus that will cause mutation in human being's synthesising of DNA. As a result, everyone will be cruelly turned into an enzyme. He is one such sad example. You see, enzymes like him work at a optimum temperature of 25 degree celsius (he is on the verge of denaturing at that point of time as I was interviewing him in mid afternoon) and they have evolved to becoming brainless. What they do is to catalyse information, which he claims to be a much more efficient method of digesting information than processing it with human brains. (If that's true I'll rather be an enzyme).
He also gave me some insight on the culture and lifestyle of the enzymes living in the future. In his school education system, every enzyme is classified according to their optimum temperature and they are provided with fully air-conditioned classrooms to facilitate in their learning, or rather, catalysing capabilities. Furthermore, the alphabet 'F' has been changed into 'pH' as part of their identitiy of being enzymes.
You might wonder, so why is he here? Yes, I'm getting to that point. He is born in Africa (New York has been destroyed by the fungus) and his ultimate mission here is to save mankind- destroy the fungus! Three cheers!
Then, here comes along Lee Koon. She also divulged her deepest most secret to me- that she is in fact a sub- enzyme. What's that? You are wondering, bewilded and skeptical. Here's my explanation in human language. Basically, a sub-enzyme are things that process like a human brain. They grow brains (forced by external pressure which cannot be named) in order to process information. She reckons that she's here to same the brainless creature-enzyme. Mr Enzyme and Miss Sub-enzyme engaged in a fruitful argument that lasted for about half an hour, trying to outwit each other with their special capabilities. :D And I as the innocent, vulnerable and ignorant human watched in awe at the two supremes that are sent here to save the Earth, to save us all.
And thus, the story ends here. The moral of the story is: if you want to maintain your structure now as a human being, you better cooperate with the two of them. Who knows, if you don't, you might just become brainless!
(Sorry for the lameless, but school is the best place to churn up with lame stories...hopefully this will be a good laugh or maybe 'sian' you out!)
Flo :)
Posted by Flo at 12:17 AM